slipstreaming my anachronistic surreal consciousness - sharing with you my multiple epiphanies that were spawned while sitting on my porcelain throne (these are the ones I didn't flush) "don't believe everything you think…"
Friday, November 14, 2003
b-ing
In one of the places I used to work... Jeanine, a co-worker, was running down the hallway & I was walking from the other corner. Then, we bumped into each other. To me, it was just a innocent accident.
But, she said, "I'm sorry."
And so, I looked at her and said, "Just don't do it again."
Julie, the receptionist, heard what I said and she cracked-up.
Someone I haven't seen in a while said to me, "So what have you been doing lately?"
I replied, "Definitely, not you."
A street vendor selling roses asked me, "Roses?"
I looked at them & I replied, "You're right, they are roses."
I went to a travelling circus. I was in line with 2 other friends for a fortune teller. The assistant asked us to fill out a card with our first & last name and to wait till our name was called.
For my first name, I wrote, "Someone"
For my last name, I wrote, "Here"
And, when it came to my turn, she called it out 3x (each time louder than the last because she thought that "Someone Here" couldn't hear her) before realizing what I did.
A friend called after I stepped out of the shower.
I explained that I was naked.
But my friend then asked, "What are you wearing?"
I replied, "I guess, whatever every naked person wears."
I called an office, the person on the other end answered with a wheezing voice.
I asked, "What wrong?"
She replied, "I lost my voice."
I answered, "I hope you find it."
BTW: I'm not making any of these up.
But, she said, "I'm sorry."
And so, I looked at her and said, "Just don't do it again."
Julie, the receptionist, heard what I said and she cracked-up.
Someone I haven't seen in a while said to me, "So what have you been doing lately?"
I replied, "Definitely, not you."
A street vendor selling roses asked me, "Roses?"
I looked at them & I replied, "You're right, they are roses."
I went to a travelling circus. I was in line with 2 other friends for a fortune teller. The assistant asked us to fill out a card with our first & last name and to wait till our name was called.
For my first name, I wrote, "Someone"
For my last name, I wrote, "Here"
And, when it came to my turn, she called it out 3x (each time louder than the last because she thought that "Someone Here" couldn't hear her) before realizing what I did.
A friend called after I stepped out of the shower.
I explained that I was naked.
But my friend then asked, "What are you wearing?"
I replied, "I guess, whatever every naked person wears."
I called an office, the person on the other end answered with a wheezing voice.
I asked, "What wrong?"
She replied, "I lost my voice."
I answered, "I hope you find it."
BTW: I'm not making any of these up.
