slipstreaming my anachronistic surreal consciousness - sharing with you my multiple epiphanies that were spawned while sitting on my porcelain throne (these are the ones I didn't flush) "don't believe everything you think…"
Friday, September 05, 2003
T-shirt humor
here are some that I've seen and like:
"Your favorite band sucks!" (for the life of me, I can't find this shirt, and I really want one; this is a shirt that I would wear to any concert; I wear "small", I want it in black w/ white print)
"Fuck You! I have enough friends!"
"PORN STAR IN TRAINING" (I have this, but have never worn it, still trying to dare myself to wear it at the gym)
"God's Busy. Can I help you?"
"I'm not getting older. I'm getting bitter."
"You will bow to me."
"I never finish things, but now I"
"Serial Killers are people too." (I have this, but almost got into trouble for wearing it.)
"Bomb Technician. If you see me running, try and keep up!"
"I can only please 1 person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good for you either."
If you know of other funny T-shirts, e-mail me; and, I'll post it here.
"Your favorite band sucks!" (for the life of me, I can't find this shirt, and I really want one; this is a shirt that I would wear to any concert; I wear "small", I want it in black w/ white print)
"Fuck You! I have enough friends!"
"PORN STAR IN TRAINING" (I have this, but have never worn it, still trying to dare myself to wear it at the gym)
"God's Busy. Can I help you?"
"I'm not getting older. I'm getting bitter."
"You will bow to me."
"I never finish things, but now I"
"Serial Killers are people too." (I have this, but almost got into trouble for wearing it.)
"Bomb Technician. If you see me running, try and keep up!"
"I can only please 1 person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good for you either."
If you know of other funny T-shirts, e-mail me; and, I'll post it here.
