slipstreaming my anachronistic surreal consciousness - sharing with you my multiple epiphanies that were spawned while sitting on my porcelain throne (these are the ones I didn't flush) "don't believe everything you think…"
Sunday, September 21, 2003
egg biology according to my dad
back in junior high, my dad told me that the egg yolk is the chicken and the egg white is the food and that's why chicks are born yellow
when I tried to explain to him otherwise, he said I was wrong
then I said, "you better tell my science teacher that he's wrong because I'd hate for him to keep teaching wrong things to others"
when I tried to explain to him otherwise, he said I was wrong
then I said, "you better tell my science teacher that he's wrong because I'd hate for him to keep teaching wrong things to others"
