slipstreaming my anachronistic surreal consciousness - sharing with you my multiple epiphanies that were spawned while sitting on my porcelain throne (these are the ones I didn't flush) "don't believe everything you think…"
Tuesday, August 26, 2003
ass wipes
This is my 1st Public Service Announcement: the best ass wipe is Kleenex® Cottonelle Fresh® Folded Wipes it's great for those who are prone to hemorrhoids. I'm not going back to dry toilet paper. It's like a portable bidet.
